claim to fame

I asked Chris to write about me, when he went to France, and make me immortal. There's something pretty fuckin romantic about some dude writing your name on a bathroom wall, even if it means you "suck dick good". At least you do that well. At least someone knows.


He came back and told me: "Remember how I told you I'd write something about you in bathroom stalls in Europe? There are notes about you in the Frankfurt airport, in the Warsaw airport and at a rest stop along the M1 in england."

"I didn't go into many public restrooms."

I asked him what he wrote.

"Meredith Kachel has a €20,000 mouth"



Good. Great. Exactly what I wanted.